are my eyes red?.......i dont know open them first

temporary home needed for kitty

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 23:54:11 GMT

hi everbody, so i am moving into my folks house on saturday and since my dad is allergic to cats, i am unable to bring my good friend with me. i will be living there hopefully no more than two weeks, i just need to find a job and then move towards where i will be working. if anybody can help me out with a temporary home i would be forever in your debt. i would provide all the supplies needed and will offer a cash reward. if anybody can help me out, i would be so happy. thanks for listening, and i understand if nobody can do it.

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 23:36:36 GMT

Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrasing it is.

note: some songs are not in my library, and i have shot sound effects too, i will not count them

How many songs: 528
Sort by song title:
First song: 1 - arab on radar
Last song: zoot allures - frank zappa
Sort by time:
Shortest: quote - darling freakhead (0:18 seconds)
Longest: fuck tradition - darling freakhead (10:55)
Sort by album:
First song: 555iamalien - damiensontrys
Last Song: birth control blues - arab on radar
Five most played songs:

mine does not show. but probably darling freakhead songs

Number of items that come up when searching
for:

i wish that worked

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 07:37:57 GMT

i may try to do my grocery shopping past midnight only. tonight was the best grocery shopping session ever. hopefully i can start living my life during the night again. stupid daytime.

Thu, 29 Sep 2005 06:09:28 GMT

should i write a post or not?

....

crup, i just did.

yeah i said crup

Fri, 26 Aug 2005 14:01:43 GMT

well, this will be my last entry from north bay. i gotta return the modem today, so the next time you all will hear from me i will be in my new abode. this will be my twelvth move in almost twenty-two years. i like being in new places and spaces, but i hate the process. oh well. this time i can actually say (to most of you) SEE you soon!

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 23:45:14 GMT

markham people:

prepare your noses. the stench returns sunday.

i am the stench.

however, your noses will be spared compared to what the citizens of oakville will have to put up with - as that is the epicenter.

i think that is the first time i have ever wrote/typed the word stench. i like moments like that. it is a landmark. a milestone. a garlic bread.

Mon, 22 Aug 2005 01:30:02 GMT

you know you i am bored when:

i write two posts in one day

wow, the "this is my kind of town" show is extremely stupid, and not the good kind of extreme stupid either. the stupid extreme stupid.

i am going to need more beer to make this night exciting. and by that i mean, get drunk to the point where i must sleep to end this boring night.

bored bored bored

boring

well, this killed a couple of minutes

two minutes i wish i could have when i am on my deathbed

IOU: one activity that makes time feel slower than it actually is passing at - for approximately two minutes.

Sun, 21 Aug 2005 21:13:00 GMT

soon...

basketball
audio
friends
films
homework
vapours
roomates
cameras
expensive equipment
long hours
formal '05
system of a down concert
cable
old computer
balcony
school
ugh...peers
intensity
dog
company for kitty
moving
packing
unpacking
the next sip

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 03:28:10 GMT

i just ate some perogies that i had to fry in cheap margarine

now i feel like i am going to have a heart attack

when my tv stays on for awhile, it starts to make the high pitched ear piercing sound every once in awhile

it just started up again

tom clark will take over when lloyd robertson dies

i knew ryan seacrest would be the next dick clark, i just knew it, and now he is

i should have bought his stock

i better go rest, as my heart is aching, stupid plastic margarine. it is only butter for me from now on.

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 23:10:15 GMT

have you ever been so bored that

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 23:18:26 GMT

i want to watch johnny carson shows and the dean martin roasts

who is with me

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 03:53:59 GMT

"i finished my ex-roomates olde english (a little over half left) that had been sitting on his desk for about six days without a lid on it. i think i paid a dollar for it."

this has been another thing that damienson has done, that you have not

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 04:39:45 GMT

part of life is not liking stuff, the other part is liking stuff
part of life is being alone, the other part is being surrounded
part of life is being comfortable, the other part is being scared
part of life is waking, the other part is sleeping
part of life is moving, the other part is staying still
part of life is being happy, the other part is being sad

part of life is being human, the better part is being an animal.

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 00:50:17 GMT

the formal party this year is going to outstanding. from our little twelve person get together a few years ago, this thing has already blossomed into the party that everybody looks forward to. this year there will be a little bit of live music (just a little), awards, games, and yes, the drinking of the finest malt liquors. well, for me anyways. yall can drink ghetto beers and liquors.

we will rent out a venue as this party has definately outgrown kyle's house, probably this old churchy looking place on reesor road. but you will have to talk to kyle in a couple of weeks to find out. so get your outfits ready, and hair up in a bun, as it will probably take place on the first week of september. hope to see yall there.

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 03:43:28 GMT

get the word out, garage sale in north bay

malt liquor tastes amazing, so it is hard to imagine how much gooder it will taste come wednesday morning. it has been a long five days of dishwashing. you know what they say, "the harder you work, the better malt liquor tastes on a wednesday morning". i read it in anne landers.

i am getting a beard, but it must go.

i think once i can grow a bushy moustache, i will.

"only so many songs can be sung with two lips two lungs and one tongue." not true.

time for my semi-nightly dose of jon stewart

remember, in your mattress crawl millions of microscopic bugs, have a good sleep!

p.s. they are also in your eyelids.

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 03:23:19 GMT

next time any of you eat at a restaurant that has waiters, when you leave a tip, speicify that you would like some of the tip to go to the dishwasher. they are the hardest working person at a restaurant, and their job is the most repetitive and physically demanding job there. they are often the most under-paid, unappreciated, and most crucial part to the restaurant chain.

thats all from bob barker and the price is right, please remember to have you dishwasher tipped and thanked.

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 14:35:45 GMT

"the sound man at the kathedral congradulated my old band as, 'the worse band he had ever seen.'"

this is another thing that damienson has been dubbed, that you have not

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 03:07:27 GMT

ahhhhhhhh, ordered today...

CAN NOT WAIT, but will have to. atleast a couple weeks

Fri, 22 Jul 2005 03:34:49 GMT

describe damienson in one word.

do it.

fine, do not.

a-hole

Thu, 21 Jul 2005 17:42:51 GMT

pretend this was profound

Wed, 20 Jul 2005 04:57:24 GMT

the following quote is for anybody that gets sad, depressed, lonely, bored, and anything negative:

"the problems that you suffer from are problems that you make"

-crass

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 04:22:34 GMT

water is food if you drink enough of it

heat + 3 cats + carpet + always having fans on + sticky bodies = me looking and feeling like a cat

because of all the hair?...stupid

tomorrow is my friday. i shall drink a smooth, cool ale. approximately forty ounzes worth. hopefully i got enough empties to pay for the majority of it.

pi is better on headphones.

i am surprised my undiearm hair has not unionized and gone on strike in protest of the lack of clean-smellingsness.

i miss jamming

my electrical guitar must be fixed

tetris has gotten cool again. well, i plugged it in. it was always cool.

end transmission.

stop.

Sun, 17 Jul 2005 06:43:03 GMT

i can only imagine how warm the cats must be right now.

lucky force 10 is just that, a force to be reckoned with

Fri, 15 Jul 2005 00:00:24 GMT

funny names for the town i will be living in. the town or city is OAKVILLE:

the OV (insetead of "the OC", the popular show on FOX copyright)
tokeville
o-town
oakland
oaktown
oakvillian
smokeville
folkville
chokeville
soakville
the big o
the place to be (RIP kramer)

feel free to add some for me.

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 03:49:14 GMT

one of us is going to see system of a down. and it is not you.

...me stupid

what the family?