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temporary home needed for kitty [24 Apr 2006|07:49pm]
hi everbody, so i am moving into my folks house on saturday and since my dad is allergic to cats, i am unable to bring my good friend with me. i will be living there hopefully no more than two weeks, i just need to find a job and then move towards where i will be working. if anybody can help me out with a temporary home i would be forever in your debt. i would provide all the supplies needed and will offer a cash reward. if anybody can help me out, i would be so happy. thanks for listening, and i understand if nobody can do it.
2 said, but it's $5.50 | i like olde english.

[06 Dec 2005|06:30pm]
Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrasing it is.

note: some songs are not in my library, and i have shot sound effects too, i will not count them

How many songs: 528
Sort by song title:
First song: 1 - arab on radar
Last song: zoot allures - frank zappa
Sort by time:
Shortest: quote - darling freakhead (0:18 seconds)
Longest: fuck tradition - darling freakhead (10:55)
Sort by album:
First song: 555iamalien - damiensontrys
Last Song: birth control blues - arab on radar
Five most played songs:

mine does not show. but probably darling freakhead songs

Number of items that come up when searching
for:

i wish that worked
i like olde english.

[02 Nov 2005|02:37am]
i may try to do my grocery shopping past midnight only. tonight was the best grocery shopping session ever. hopefully i can start living my life during the night again. stupid daytime.
1 said, but it's $5.50 | i like olde english.

[29 Sep 2005|02:09am]
should i write a post or not?

....


crup, i just did.











yeah i said crup
3 said, but it's $5.50 | i like olde english.

[26 Aug 2005|09:59am]
well, this will be my last entry from north bay. i gotta return the modem today, so the next time you all will hear from me i will be in my new abode. this will be my twelvth move in almost twenty-two years. i like being in new places and spaces, but i hate the process. oh well. this time i can actually say (to most of you) SEE you soon!
3 said, but it's $5.50 | i like olde english.

[24 Aug 2005|07:43pm]
[ mood | regular ]
[ music | canadian idol ]

markham people:

prepare your noses. the stench returns sunday.

i am the stench.

however, your noses will be spared compared to what the citizens of oakville will have to put up with - as that is the epicenter.


i think that is the first time i have ever wrote/typed the word stench. i like moments like that. it is a landmark. a milestone. a garlic bread.

4 said, but it's $5.50 | i like olde english.

[21 Aug 2005|09:24pm]
[ mood | not regular. bored. ]

you know you i am bored when:

i write two posts in one day

wow, the "this is my kind of town" show is extremely stupid, and not the good kind of extreme stupid either. the stupid extreme stupid.

i am going to need more beer to make this night exciting. and by that i mean, get drunk to the point where i must sleep to end this boring night.

bored bored bored

boring

well, this killed a couple of minutes

two minutes i wish i could have when i am on my deathbed



IOU: one activity that makes time feel slower than it actually is passing at - for approximately two minutes.

1 said, but it's $5.50 | i like olde english.

[21 Aug 2005|05:07pm]
[ mood | regular ]
[ music | veronica mars ]

soon...

basketball
audio
friends
films
homework
vapours
roomates
cameras
expensive equipment
long hours
formal '05
system of a down concert
cable
old computer
balcony
school
ugh...peers
intensity
dog
company for kitty
moving
packing
unpacking
the next sip

i like olde english.

[17 Aug 2005|11:27pm]
i just ate some perogies that i had to fry in cheap margarine

now i feel like i am going to have a heart attack

when my tv stays on for awhile, it starts to make the high pitched ear piercing sound every once in awhile

it just started up again

tom clark will take over when lloyd robertson dies

i knew ryan seacrest would be the next dick clark, i just knew it, and now he is

i should have bought his stock

i better go rest, as my heart is aching, stupid plastic margarine. it is only butter for me from now on.
i like olde english.

[16 Aug 2005|07:11pm]
have you ever been so bored that
3 said, but it's $5.50 | i like olde english.

[15 Aug 2005|07:16pm]
i want to watch johnny carson shows and the dean martin roasts

who is with me
3 said, but it's $5.50 | i like olde english.

[08 Aug 2005|11:49pm]
"i finished my ex-roomates olde english (a little over half left) that had been sitting on his desk for about six days without a lid on it. i think i paid a dollar for it."





this has been another thing that damienson has done, that you have not
12 said, but it's $5.50 | i like olde english.

[07 Aug 2005|12:36am]
[ mood | regular ]
[ music | nomeansno - mary ]

part of life is not liking stuff, the other part is liking stuff
part of life is being alone, the other part is being surrounded
part of life is being comfortable, the other part is being scared
part of life is waking, the other part is sleeping
part of life is moving, the other part is staying still
part of life is being happy, the other part is being sad

part of life is being human, the better part is being an animal.

2 said, but it's $5.50 | i like olde english.

[05 Aug 2005|08:41pm]
[ mood | regular ]
[ music | degrassi grass ]

the formal party this year is going to outstanding. from our little twelve person get together a few years ago, this thing has already blossomed into the party that everybody looks forward to. this year there will be a little bit of live music (just a little), awards, games, and yes, the drinking of the finest malt liquors. well, for me anyways. yall can drink ghetto beers and liquors.

we will rent out a venue as this party has definately outgrown kyle's house, probably this old churchy looking place on reesor road. but you will have to talk to kyle in a couple of weeks to find out. so get your outfits ready, and hair up in a bun, as it will probably take place on the first week of september. hope to see yall there.

3 said, but it's $5.50 | i like olde english.

[01 Aug 2005|11:35pm]
[ mood | normal ]
[ music | nomeansno - "baldwang must die" is in my head ]

get the word out, garage sale in north bay

malt liquor tastes amazing, so it is hard to imagine how much gooder it will taste come wednesday morning. it has been a long five days of dishwashing. you know what they say, "the harder you work, the better malt liquor tastes on a wednesday morning". i read it in anne landers.

i am getting a beard, but it must go.

i think once i can grow a bushy moustache, i will.

"only so many songs can be sung with two lips two lungs and one tongue." not true.

time for my semi-nightly dose of jon stewart

remember, in your mattress crawl millions of microscopic bugs, have a good sleep!


p.s. they are also in your eyelids.

i like olde english.

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